Posts tagged: Pokemon

More and more information is coming out.

Some people are speculating these might be Pacifidlog and Dewford.

Anyone who’s followed this blog when it was a Ruby playthrough blog can guess my feelings about that.

Sorry about the lack of posts recently.

A combination of technical and personal issues has affected my ability to actually play Ruby on my computer. I’m hoping I can be up and running soon.

But for now, thanks for your follows, likes, and reblogs.

Pokémon World Problems:

I am in no way ready for the Elite Four.

But using Flash in Victory Road makes me angry.

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Remember how the Swimmers are stupid? Yeah, these guys aren’t just in open water, there is a major current in this region that could kill them at any moment.

Remember how the Swimmers are stupid? Yeah, these guys aren’t just in open water, there is a major current in this region that could kill them at any moment.

Actually, little girl, it isn’t neat that Pacifidlog is built in the middle of nowhere! That’s a horrible place for a town of artificial islands! To the west of your town are crazy currents that pull anything with them and AWAY from your town (more on that later). To the east is NOTHING until Ever Grande City. Remember when Kyogre was released? Or Groudon? Yeah, your town is first to go.

And Fortree is just as bad! There are Pokémon that can make fire. Hell, PEOPLE make fire. Imagine what happens when just one person drops a candle. Goodbye, Fortree. Hello, forest fire.

Two very dumb locations.

(Note: Pacifidlog is the only city in all six regions where you can’t run. It also lacks a Poké Mart. Coming here is almost completely useless.)

Why would one trade a Bellossom for a Corsola?? Bellossom takes an evolutionary stone and tons of training to get. Except to “Catch ‘em All”, one should never trade a Bellossom for a Corsola.
In Emerald, it’s a Horsea for a Bagon. Better, but still.

Why would one trade a Bellossom for a Corsola?? Bellossom takes an evolutionary stone and tons of training to get. Except to “Catch ‘em All”, one should never trade a Bellossom for a Corsola.

In Emerald, it’s a Horsea for a Bagon. Better, but still.

Hey, guys, I found the infamous character who asks where you’re from and only gives you Yes and No as answers.
Obviously this wasn’t some sort of error since his responses are jokes. I think it’s a self-deprecating joke about how the player character never speaks except for their name, yes and no. In that case, it’s hilarious.

Hey, guys, I found the infamous character who asks where you’re from and only gives you Yes and No as answers.

Obviously this wasn’t some sort of error since his responses are jokes. I think it’s a self-deprecating joke about how the player character never speaks except for their name, yes and no. In that case, it’s hilarious.

Just a mod note.

Thanks to all the people following this blog and reblogging and liking the content. Never expected this to have any popularity, so the little bit it’s receiving is great.

Be sure to tell your friends and follow if you aren’t!

Also, feel free to message me about Poké-questions you might have and I’ll do my best to get back to you and point you in the direction of an answer to any questions you might have!

I got an Aron! Aron evolves into Aggron, which is one of the most bitchingest Pokémon of all time.

I got an Aron! Aron evolves into Aggron, which is one of the most bitchingest Pokémon of all time.

Tell me how Pokémon is a kids’ series again. That’s existentialism right there. A twelve-year old would not get that.

Wonderful post I found on r/Pokémon. OP noticed the sprite has glasses on.
Seriously. They couldn’t have picked a sprite with no glasses? Really? And the best part is, it’s implied the Blackglasses are his glasses. WUT

Wonderful post I found on r/Pokémon. OP noticed the sprite has glasses on.

Seriously. They couldn’t have picked a sprite with no glasses? Really? And the best part is, it’s implied the Blackglasses are his glasses. WUT

Also giggety.

Also giggety.

Giggety.

Giggety.

Oh, NOW you realize it? Not when I got the other seven badges and caught the creator of LAND/WATER who was threatening to DESTROY THE WORLD?
Dick.

Oh, NOW you realize it? Not when I got the other seven badges and caught the creator of LAND/WATER who was threatening to DESTROY THE WORLD?

Dick.

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